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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 10:02

What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

Is love natural, or is it somehow created?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

Can the existence of past lives be proven without the use of hypnosis or a pendulum to inquire about previous incarnations?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are Christians quick to say that there are a lot the gay Christians that exist NOW and use that to pretend that Christianity is just loving to gays when the last 40 years of my life they been horrible?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Do many women shave their vaginas?

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

If you cloned 12 Michael Jordan's and 12 LeBron James' and had Team Jordan vs. James, which team would win the most games?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

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